Well, ho ho ho and shut the front door!
It’s that time once again to look at my Saved By The Bell: “Slater Wears Tiny Tank Tops” desk calendar and say to my cat, “Hold up — another year’s gone in the blink of Screech’s lazy eye? What the hell? Is this how time works? Yeah, well screw you, Einstein!”
And for god’s sake, shut the front door. It’s pretty friggin’ cold out.
2016 has proven to be quite the stellar year! And by “stellar” I mean an absolute shit show from start to finish! You too?! Come join me as I zip down memory lane at lightning speed on my greased-up sled and crash land into a Wal-Mart parking lot!
Here’s a quick rundown of the Maineiac family’s year. We’ll start with our 10-year-old daughter.
She spent five solid months of 2016 begging for one gift from Santa…
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