Donald, I’m so glad you suggested we go furniture shopping. I need a sectional real bad. It’s making me crazy. I think about sectionals all the time. My husband thinks I’m nuts.
You came to the right person. I know furniture. Nobody knows furniture like I do. It’s furniture. And I know it. Most furniture is a disgrace. My furniture at home is all gold. It’s all gold. Like all of it.
Donald! Did you just grab my hoo-hah?!
Not really. I was fluffing this pillow. Take a look. The pillows really make this piece.
Donald, did you just use the word “piece?” Are you referring to me?
Actually, no. Hey, I just used the word ‘actually.’ Did you hear that? I can use big words. I can use really big words. The words I use are the biggest words there are. There are no words bigger than the…
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