Last time on Seinfeld, The Soap Suc Part 1: George is moaning about his injured foot, Jerry’s pouring himself another bowl of cereal, and Kramer is about to determine whether Elaine’s breasts are lopsided.
ELAINE (pushes Kramer’s hand away, looks down at her watch): Oh, would you look at the time? I gotta go. I’m late for Mr. Pitt’s emergency meeting.
JERRY: What about?
ELAINE (crams her unwashed bras into her coat pocket): Oh, I don’t know. He probably wants me to run out to buy him some sharper knives to cut his Snickers bar or something.
Elaine leaves. Kramer plunks down on the couch next to George.
KRAMER (double take): Whoa. You are a mess.
GEORGE: I know. Thanks.
JERRY: Aw, what happened to you, Georgie boy?
GEORGE: I was taking a shower and the stupid bar of soap fell right onto my foot! Right on top of it!…
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