Do you often find yourself struggling to read a magazine only to curse the length of your arm?
Do you own five pairs of really useless reading glasses?
Do you find Jeb Bush incredibly sexy?
Curse you, Jeb, and those smoldering bedroom eyes!
Time to face facts– you are probably suffering from RDV, or rapidly declining vision. Don’t worry, this tends to happen as you grow old.
But not me, because my eyes are just fine, dammit!
This may or may not be what I saw at my last eye exam.
My family and friends insist I’m in a deep state of denial. Well, guess what? I deny that I’m denying. Some of you readers may relate. So, grab the nearest eyeglasses, magnifying glass, or Hubble Space Telescope and click over to the Nudge Wink Report below to read all about the tragic story of Marla — a middle-aged woman…
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