(Trump’s phone rings, and he answers)
Hello, person who loves me. Build that wall. Ban Muslims. Carry guns. Repeal Obamacare. Boycott Megyn Kelly’s show. Wear my hats and tee shirts. Vote for me. Make America great again.
Hey Donald, Yeezy here. So I heard that you said you were the most popular person who ever lived, in upstate New York.
I did, Yeez, and I don’t lie. The blacks, they love me. The Hispanics, they love me. The Muslims, they love me. Whoever lives in upstate, New York, wherever the hell that is, loves me. I think there are a lot of trees, there. The trees, they love me. People can’t stay away from me. They’re like lint that sticks to me. I can’t get rid of them. Know what I’m sayin’?
Hey, Man, I do. I’m with you. But that’s what I have a problem with. I’m willing to…
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