Trump Tests His Fan Base

Life in the Boomer Lane

Donald J Trump, addressing a campain rally in Iowa, said of his loyal fan base, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible,” Life in the Boomer Lane is not making this up.  She believes Trump’s atatement is true, unless the person Trump shoots is one of his supporters and that person dies.  In that case, Trump will have decreased his supporters by one.

Trump followed this announcement by actually shooting someone on Fifth Avenue and then publicly read tweets of his followers acknowledging him for “putting his money where his mouth is” and “being brave enough to stand up to anyone who doubts that he isn’t honest and straighforward.”   Sveral Tweeters complained that “those rich bitches on Fifth Ave have all the fun. Mr Trump, please come to our neighborhoods and start shooting!”

Trump then announced, “I will now…

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