Some parents are concerned that the acquisition of the beloved children’s television show Sesame Street by HBO, the purveyor of breasts, will continue America’s decline into a giant shithole. Justin knows what I’m saying:
Not so, says Jeffrey D. Dunn, chief executive of Sesame Workshop. Things will eventually stay the same with some tweaks to keep Sesame Street up-to-date with the digital natives we ween from breastfeeding apps.
“It will still be Sesame Street with Big Bird, Elmo and that shitbag who lives in a garbage can,” Dunn said. He did note there were would be some content changes to “spice things up in the way HBO viewers are used to, and to make young children enslaved to HBO for life.”
“What I’m basically saying is tits. Lots of tits.”
For examples, writers will focus more on the relationship between Big Bird and Snuffy. They will be recast as 20-something…
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