Happy Halloween, kiddos!
It is I, Count Darlacula! [thunder claps] I’m here to share with you an old post I wrote ages ago about things from the past that truly scared the crap out of me. Namely, rotary phones and spaghettiOs. What could be more horrifying? The above photo? You got me there. In my defense, it was taken before my first morning cup o’ joe. Joe being our next door neighbor and the cup meaning it was filled with his blood and not actual coffee and whatever, you get the idea.
Well, I’ve got to run off to enjoy some more of that delightfully waxy candy corn. I sure hope by next Halloween it finds its way out of my colon.
Meanwhile, ENJOY! (or not)
The Spooky Tales of My Youth
It’s Halloween again! Gather ’round the fire, kids! Time for some deliciously dark and scary stories!
[cue creepy organ music]
Once upon a dreary time, I…
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